What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)