What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!