Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Pita Pan Jokes More Pita Pan Jokes

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop