What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.