How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar