Neither do I, I get the new york times
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
They're right we do taste like chicken!
The chicken crossed it.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
A: A walkie-talkie.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
A pilot you racist!
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
