Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.