Just China be funny.
Medium burgers!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Knock knock jokes
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
A Tibetan monk on fire.
Wong Wei