Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.