Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.