Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"