Because he was outstanding in his field
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Because his family had stock in the company.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Right away.
Check your privilege, sithlord
She wanted to wash up on shore
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Diego
Better grip. Happy Halloween :)
It swept with his girlfriend :P
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Darth Vader.
I literally cannot deal.
