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A: There isn't a single person in it.
Get divorced.
Would you like fries with that?"
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A-social media
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
How long before the rice is ready "
They take the long-grain home.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
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