Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!