Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

You might also enjoy:

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo