What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Forget about it.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.