What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.