How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!