How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.