Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Li Ion Jokes More Li Ion Jokes

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Li Jokes More Li Jokes

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!