What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.