What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).