What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).