What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.