What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove