What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!