What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.