Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates