Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant