Drill Sergeant Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !