What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary