What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.