What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.