Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Delivery Service Jokes More Delivery Service Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Pizza Place Jokes More Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.