Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.