Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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He thought they were a delivery service

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You ask them to leave.

What is censorship?

removed

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

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