He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Sprint.
The SALT talks!
Combrade
They use a Chopin Liszt!
Rise up lights
All sorts of antics !
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Doug
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
A: Change.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
Doctor Dolittle
