He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
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Because they are humerus
You wave hello!
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
A waist of time
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
He gets stumped.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed
Blingo!
All men must die.
