What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !