What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!