What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy