What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.