What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.