What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.