How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.