What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson