What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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He was depressed.

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One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Teutons.

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Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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They were making the PC screens unusable.

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Jose and Hose B

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One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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They were afraid of Stalin.

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The Soviet Onion

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.