What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."