Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Rocket Jokes More Rocket Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket