Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Rocket Jokes More Rocket Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket