Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs