What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!