What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.