What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"