What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.