Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

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A receding hare line!

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Because they lactose.

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Rosa Parks

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.