So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Elephino.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
A bus-load of babies on fire.
a handshake
A visit from the cops.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.