Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Blender Foot Jokes More Blender Foot Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.