Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup