How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.