Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section