What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush