What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes