Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr