Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What do you call a German jerk?

Deutschebag

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.