Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.