Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.