How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.