Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Yum Yum."

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty