Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Scrabble Jokes More Scrabble Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

Vowel Jokes More Vowel Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Gramp Jokes More Gramp Jokes

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"