Elopping shears
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Foreplay
In the foliage.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Baaaaasalt
Ewes sincerely.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Using saxitoxin.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
One less drunk.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Amazon Prime.
Heavy petting.
A barber!
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
