What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.