What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.