What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin