What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.