What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.