What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Licker cabinet.

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Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Shiver me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!