What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!