What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.