How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.