What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts