What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.