What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.